The Player, also known as Sword Guy is an assumed human, surviving against the inhabitants of a Gloople nest. He wields the SplatMaster 3000, a zanbato-esque sword that he uses to defend himself against the likes of the Gloople nest. He can be killed by all but the meanest of Glooples, in a variety of ways.
- ↑ "You think that was fun, imagine if the little sword guy was allergic." -Amorphous+, Award Tribble.